![]() “If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?” “Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them.” “If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?” What do you say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?” I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. “Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.” “Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.” “Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.” “Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?” “Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.” “Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.” ![]() “Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons.” “Do you know your ABCs? ‘Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.” “Want to save water by showering together?” Random Dirty Pick-Up Lines to Make Your Date Laugh “I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.” “They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?” “Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?” “That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.” “That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.” “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.” If that’s true, I could be you by morning.” “Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.” ![]() ”Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.” You can be the door then I can slam you all I want.” A Bit Tamer Dirty Pick-Up Lines “You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.” “Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.” “What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.” “I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.” “Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.”
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